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2012-01-29T14:50:00.002+08:00

Sigh hi guys currently stuck in camp right now on a sunday doing duty which sucks. Overall I hate army. I seriously hate it. I swear it will make me appreciate my life a year from now so much more. Anyway just chilling here. Someone brought the tv into the office, so I think I'm gonna watch some tv now and pray for friday to come quick.

Sigh

2012-01-17T17:55:00.002+08:00

Its been 17 days into 2012. I daresay I haven't had the time of my life so far, for many reasons. Life for me is going to grind to a halt this year, for I shall be doing nothing other than serving my beloved nation.

I think all along I've been looking at my NS life as half glass empty - I think it's time to look at it in a completely opposite manner. Although I've been complaining, moaning, whining about NS, I've begun to realise it is indeed teaching me invaluable lessons - lessons that I will hold on to throughout my entire life. Its indeed true that NS builds your character.

All along I've always been mixing with people with the same if not somewhat similar background with me - middle class, primary to tertiary education, same kind of interests and whatnot. All these changed in NS - most of my bmt bunkmates were of a lower education standard - ite, o levels, even psle. The men under me now are also of the same standard. Initally I had my doubts when mixing with them - 'who the fuck are they, omg their tattoos, how to speak to them,sian my life how to survive'.

However I've come to realise that these people, although not so highly educated and always being stereotyped as bengs, are one of the most genuine groups of people I know. Their characters ( not including a few bad apples) are, to say the least sublime. Even though they may put on a scary demeanour, once you get to know them, they are one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I think one thing NS has taught me well is for me to break out of my comfort zone and improving my man-management and social skills. Most importantly, it will be giving me an experience with people that I don't normally mix with, and I hope this experience will be an awesome one for the year to come.

2011-11-27T13:32:00.002+08:00

Sup guys, 2011 is coming to an end! This year has been by far the most insignificant year I've ever had, and the fastest year I've ever experienced. Apart from enlisting in the army, there has been virtually nothing of significance this year. I hope that 2012 passes by quickly too, so that I can fucking ORD and get outta NS.

Anyway I have disintegrated into a brain dead, lethargic, mundane lazy slob. Guys please help me think of something to do. I'm only telling this to Jac because she's the only person who reads my blog nowadays hahahaha. Hi Jac! Thanks for being such a loyal supporter!

Anw if yall want please go to papapump.tumblr! Its co-owned by Sam and I! Firstly cause I'm teaching Sam the wonders of techonology since I found out she doesnt know how to transfer cash from the ATM. I was like O.O. But its never too late to learn Sam!!

2011-09-30T00:14:00.002+08:00

PASSED MY DRIVING TEST AT LAST. Finally, with fingers crossed, better times are upon all of us. Starting with friday bookouts!!!

Liberation is coming

2011-09-25T03:44:00.003+08:00

It's been far too long since I blogged. My longest hiatus yet - 3 whole months. Thought I'd never grow old of this blog when I first started blogging but times change! I'll try to update more frequently though for the sake of my dedicated and probably the only reader ie Jacinta Ratnam! Hehe

So what's up world, NS is still shit as usual. Driving sucks really badly. I used to enjoy driving, but what become a source of entertainment is now slowly turning from a thorn in my side to a fucking huge pain in my ass. It's like I'm being sodomised mentally everyday. I feel trapped in a fucking cage, unable to escape, unable to believe that I can do it. I miss my BMT mates man, there isn't really one I can really call my close friend in the 3 months I passed out.

On the other hand, my brain is seriously declining at a severe pace, I need to pick up something that would enable me to use my brain and earn a little more dough, I tried my hand at poker tonight, it's really really addictive, and fun. Maybe that would be my stimulus for my brain. We should have more poker nights.

Really miss Sam everyday in camp. =/

2011-06-18T04:34:00.003+08:00

Right now it's 4.30am and by right my platoon is supposed to fall in in half an hour for morning PT.

BUT ITS SATURDAY MORNING AND MY SECOND LAST BOOK OUT HAHAHA FUCKING SUCK MY COCK FUCKING ARMY WHAT BARS AND CRABS WHATEVER FUCK CHEVRONS. Army SUCKS.

2011-06-12T00:39:00.001+08:00

It's been two months since I last blogged. Two whole months. Must have been the longest hiatus I've ever had. So what has changed in 2 months? Probably nothing, except that I have no hair and have to wear green every weekday.

Army sucks. I miss everyone so much.

2011-04-15T02:45:00.002+08:00

3 more weeks to NS. Omg how time flies. Been having a great time with my friends and Sam! Wish that this would never end. Although I think that time is passing a little too quickly for my taste. There's never a moment where we can sit down and really enjoy what life is about. There's no appreciation of the things around us. It's just us, and the next goal, the next achievement, the next milestone to be gained and conquered. I guess a good life is the way you want it to be, setting your own path no matter where it takes you. There's bound to be expectations, but I've come to realise you don't have to make everyone proud of you. You just have to make yourself proud. That's all that really matters.

Sian la fuck damn hungry. Need more food.

2011-03-06T02:54:00.000+08:00

2011-02-14T03:58:00.002+08:00

Sup guys. Life as I know it is getting much better. There's a bookmark on my table given by my pri school teacher that says " Life may not go as what you want it to be, don't look back and wish what you had. Look forward and do. " Frankly speaking, it was the 1st time I ever looked at it since I got it 7 years ago. I felt this bookmark was given to me not by chance, but it was meant to be. Those words were indeed meant to be for me. For years I've been looking back, thinking what could have been, how things could have turned out better and most importantly, neglecting the present. So now, I've a change of heart. All I will do is look forward. No regrets, no looking back - just do it.

Anyway today is V Day, too bad I'll be working at night, but I will have an awesome time with Sam in the day. I like. I hate blogging

2011-01-05T21:01:00.002+08:00

This year marks the 7th year since I started to blog. Time really flies man. I was an excited bespectacled 12 year old who barely even knew what was sex waiting for my secondary school life to begin and 7 years on, I'm reaching 19 years of age, with the major part of my education having passed, having attained what is the epitome of peverseness. Anyway, being painfully aware that I need to be independent and becoming more painfully aware that my mum has decided not to give me allowance starting from this year anymore, I am working. WHEEEE... NOT.

Being woken up by a fucking irritating alarm clock at 7 sucks. Seeing a pile of papers which looks like a fucking mountain which makes your dick shrink sucks. Getting scolded by a random bitch who looks like a fucking stick who has probably been locked up for the majority of her life and having no social skills sucks. BUT NEXT WEEK IS MY PAYDAY WHEE. GONNA HAVE A HARD-ON WITH HARD EARNED MONEY IN MY HANDS. Jwes.

Anyway this post is dedicated to JACTINTA RATNAM D/O PUVAN RATNAM. HI JAC I HAVE RESPONDED TO YOUR TWEET

2010-12-25T01:52:00.002+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS. I have bought myself a christmas present which is a ps3 as I felt like I should treat myself to something extravagant with my own money. Hehehe. Anyway, Christmas this year is shit - I'm working, its fucking hot and humid, and right now everything kind of sucks. This isn't what my post A's is supposed to be la fuck.

I chanced upon a revelation today. Sometimes, trying to care too much can backfire and hurt you where it hurts the most. Must I try not to care so much? After all, I guess I may be to some a meddlesome little motherfucker. I'm sick and tired of this shit. SOS pls. Fucking christmas. I wish I was back in Shanghai now - not in this fucked up place where I've been stuck in a fucking shitstorm with myself. Sometimes I think its my own damn fault that things turned out this way - for caring too much.

2010-12-17T00:54:00.001+08:00

POST'S A'S HAS BEEN HERE FOR ALMOST 3 WEEKS. I love life. Anyway HK trip was fun; the best trip. Awesome trip but I'm too lazy to get down to the details. I have lost my passion for blogging. Blogging sucks.

2010-11-20T00:40:00.003+08:00

Wow guys I last posted on 26th September, which was just after Prelims. BUT FUCK ITS ONE WEEK TO END OF A'S!!!! END OF A'S WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS.

My point is that time really flies. Flies like fuck

2010-09-26T16:54:00.002+08:00

I think I wanna marry Sam because 1. She is awesome 2. She is lovely 3 (which is the most important of all) she makes my life an utter joy.

Why you may ask? On Friday night she tripped over herself twice, dropped a pair of chopsticks and played with a cup till it dropped on the floor. Of course you may think this is just a matter of coincidence. Well having been with her for over a year now, I've seen her spill hot chocolate on her jeans, spill soon kueh chilli on her skirt and trip over herself like x10000 times. I do love her heehee

2010-09-20T00:10:00.003+08:00

POST PRELIMS HAS BEEN GOOD. Fuck man its like fucking awesome. Pardon my sad posts btw it's after all A's right? EVERYONE HAS TO BE SAD. Ok anyway went prawning, caught prawns as big as my schlong on wednesday night/thursday morning which was fucking awesome. I love prawning. Thurs I picked up my balls to go extract 3 wisdom teeth which of now is still leaving me in agony but NICEWHAT. Hehe Friday went celebrate Kw's birthday which was awesome. Saturday went to eat at Ahmad house which was awesome as well. Saturday night spent awesome time with Sam because I love her and we ate ice cream and walked to nowhere.

Anyway today I went to watch Man Utd V Liverpool match at a fucking liverpool fan club. An overload of testosterones in one place gives you lots of shoutings, vulgarities and nonsense all around. Too many penises spoils the broth.

Actually when I think back, it was actually the more the merrier. So that's my post prelims in a nutshell. Tmr it's back to school. I fucking love school. Not

2010-09-18T02:19:00.000+08:00

All I did was to give a shit. And you won't even let me.

2010-09-12T16:23:00.003+08:00

Not pointing any fingers here but having had no background in Lit, the very least I hoped for was an adequate lit teacher. Not some bitch who keeps changing her style of teaching week in and week out and teaches redundant topics like PROSE. Lit can go and suck the biggest cock ever.

2010-08-16T17:21:00.003+08:00

Fuck seriously what is this.

Justin Kor look at what you have become. While others are going uphill, you're fucking sliding down to oblivion. What happened to you? Why have you become a fucking broken empty shell of a boy whom you used to be. What happened to that fucking feist that you had so much that you'd fight for everything. What happened to that never give up spirit. What happened to you, wallowing in self pity practically everyday now when 2 years ago your ego was so fucking humongous.

To be honest, I really have no answer. I have to stop looking forward to the future, because even the path just ahead of me is shrouded in so much uncertainty. I'm fucking afraid of failure. I've had it too many times already. I hate having a low self esteem, hate having no confidence. Please please please I want to fucking go back being the boy I was before.

"How are you going to succeed in life next time?" I seriously have no idea. I really don't

2010-08-11T22:26:00.003+08:00

Mymy it's already August. How time flies. J1 seemed like years ago. Anyway whatever fuck care hehehe. Getting stressed out over A's, seeing that I have less than a hundred days to it and as of now I still feel so lost for everything. Especially Lit. Fuck lit. Grease lighting Zhang Ruihe omg I swear why she so fast. Cb.

Anyway I have been drifting from loads of my friends. I have really drifted from alot of people. Funny to think that 2 years ago I was lamenting that everyone was drifting apart. But it seems like I'm the one who has drifted apart from everyone. I must drift back with everyone. It kinda sucks when you realise how much you have to catch up with your friends because you're not there for them during times of importance. Oh well. Feeling like a dick right now because Prelims is in 2 weeks and CJC still hasn't issued timetable. Fuck CJC and their lack of organisation. Especially Lit. Once more, fuck literature.

2010-07-15T20:33:00.002+08:00

I acknowledge the fact that my studies are poorer and hence I can be blamed for pulling people down. But I ain't all of your fucking scapegoat understand. For fuck's sake stop putting the blame on me because I'm possibly and very most likely not as good. I don't want to feel how I felt the past few months when my self esteem was taking a constant beating almost every single day understand. I've had enough of this shit and I don't want it to come back. So fuck your asshole.

2010-07-14T00:00:00.003+08:00

Today was a damn depressing day. Not because I didn't so very well for Math, it was because I went to po and realised I completely lost it all because I only lasted 45 mins before I was so tired I couldn't do anymore. OH DEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glee sucks, yet I must ponder why I have downloaded their entire album and as of this very moment contemplating whether to torrent their entire season 1. Love-hate relationship. Anyway I LOVE GLEE

2010-07-06T22:52:00.002+08:00

YAY EXAMS ARE OVER.

Anyway guys you know what? I'd give BOOOOOOOOOOS to TWILIGHT AND GLEE. LAME SHOWS THEY ARE THAT MAKE YOU ADDICTED TO TV. I love World Cup though, because I have made money and apparently omgfuck everyone is addicted to betting. Norman, Ahmad, Aaron, John Foo the most hardcore boy on earth and EVEN SAM AND JAC. Tsktsktsk I think I'm Satan because I keep drawing people into my web of evil and making them sin.

I love Zoo Tycoon, Dim Sum, and doing history homework wtf right what the fuck there's actually homework.

2010-06-06T01:24:00.004+08:00

What's up guys. I've been indulging in awesomely bad sleeping habits - sleeping at 3 and waking at 12. Well if I were doing this after A's, I wouldn't even care. But its affecting my studying. I can't concentrate as well as I could before and I feel so tired all the time. On the other hand I'm trapped because as much as I want to sleep early, I hate sleeping early. I love being the only one awake in the dead of night. I love night. Night is awesome, dark and quiet. It's at these times that I can really sit down and think. Maybe I would think about my studies, maybe I would think about the times after A's..maybe I would think about Sam (: HURHUR. At the end of the day I still love sleeping at 3 in the morning

Then again, I fucking hate waking up at 12. Grrr. I love sleeping late and waking up early. That isn't humanly possible without your eyelids feeling that they're bricks and your brain feeling like its just mush. Someone pls SOS.

2010-05-31T01:19:00.002+08:00

HOLIDAYS ARE HERE. Fucking awesome holidays. Holidays are a time to slack, sleep at 5, wake at 3, play all day and po. NOT. Fucking Mid Years.

2010-05-17T21:43:00.002+08:00

Guys one month ago I was fucking busy, one week ago I was even busier. So now comparatively, I am rather free. NOT.

Historytestmathpapers all can go ahead and eat shit. Anyway I have high blood pressure, oh dear at such a tender age of 18. Maybe I'll pop an artery and die, maybe I'll get a stroke and be a burden forever, maybe its all JWESSSSSSSSSSS.
Tired de me, VERY tired de me. But I slept at 2 yesterday so I can only blame myself. Hehe.

2010-04-17T23:25:00.003+08:00

Oh dear it's already Mid-April! And this blog has been in a comatose state for a really long period of time! Well anyway life has been fairly okay. School's tough, training is tough but I guess it'll be over soon after this fucking hectic term 2. Anyway, about my common tests results, I think I did okay, judging from the amount of effort I put in. Oh well, I'm easily satisfied.

Today I went out with Sam to Old Aiport Road using the new Circle Line Mrt. Omg we were gluttons upon reaching the food centre. I think we ate like 22 dollars worth of hawker food, which is a fucking massive amount of food. Sam however was awesome and could eat everything! Oh my I am very impressed! I love her so very much (:

I love life with Sam. I am the luckiest boy in this world.

2010-03-22T21:11:00.002+08:00

I'm really fucking sorry for hurting you. Not just once, but twice today. I still love you Sam. I love you so much and more than ever.

2010-03-19T01:58:00.002+08:00

SO I'M FINALLY 18. Omg I'm getting older and older. Being 18 years old is honestly hard to believe - I'm still acting like a child. Oh well, I guess some things never change. (: But it was the best birthday I've ever had man. I loved it so damn much. I got the best surprise of my life hahah thanks Jac Shaun Chin Hong Nik Sam and Aaron! I love all of you! By the way guys I tanked the NYNY Burger today! So not only was my dinner free! I had drinks and dessert as well! But dinner was fucking sick! I feel like puking

Anyway special thanks to Aaron and Sam who made this all happen. You guys are the best man, my 2 most loved people in this world. Aaron is the best friend in the world. Sam is the BEST girl in the world, really guys too bad she's already mine HA HA HA. Jwessss.

I love Sam the loveliest girl in the world. The best.

2010-02-02T23:08:00.001+08:00

There are times I seriously feel like a fucking douche. This is one of those fucking times.

2010-01-21T22:31:00.000+08:00

Hey people of the good nation, omg J2 is upon us! So how was my first week being a J2 in CJC? Well I guess it was kinda okay, but it was fucking tiring and draining.

Anyway I haven't really felt the pressure that everyone talks about being in J2, but its still early days yet I guess. I've been really tired though. TGIF. But I still have a fucking lit essay and I think next week there is a history test omg! WHAT THE FUCK

Today I had a personality test, and it turned out that I was somewhat between a Peacock and a Dove, aka a bag of contradictions. I'm supposedly loud yet quiet, thick skinned yet sensitive. Oh well I don't know lah, but I really do feel like that sometimes. Haha fuck my indecisive self. Anyway I had lunch with Sam today! Omg it was awesome man, because Samantha Tan can do the funniest things in the world that will just make your day that was immersed in mediocrity to an awesome one. Samantha Tan is awesome (:

Buoybuoy..

2010-01-02T02:08:00.003+08:00

OMG FUCK 2010 HAS COME. I'm going to be 18 this year! To think that this fucking blog has been with me since I was 12. HA HA HA. This blog certainly brings back shitloads of memories for me. I never thought I would have blogged in the first place, and sad to say, my interest in blogging has been waning especially over the past year. Maybe it's time to call it quits.

2010 - The beginning of a new decade. Well my new decade is going to start off with a fucking nightmare, fucking A's. I hate A's, but everyone does. I guess this year's going to be my toughest year in my years of education, but frankly, I'm not stressed out, I'm just a little worried for lit. Fuck lit. But I guess this stress is going to come to me anyway, sian de me.

Anyway I love Sam. And Sam made me put the previous fullstop. But she's still awesome.

2009-12-02T22:18:00.004+08:00

My life is meaningless now, because I have only been eating,sleeping, training, PO-ING <3, and running! However I like my life (: My life is good.

Anyway on Saturday I enjoyed a food fest from morning to night. I ate a Godzilla pau omg it was fucking enormous. However, it was no kick for a po like me. Sam's face was priceless when she saw that my plate was empty after like 5 minutes. BTW SAMANTHA TAN IS A LIAR. ALTHOUGH SHE DID EAT ALOT, SHE DIDN'T EAT THAT MUCH. STUPID SAM TAN LIAR EXAGGERATOR ONE WHOLE CHICKEN MY ASS.

Following that, I went to the airport to play wheeee..... I love the airport.

2009-11-23T22:36:00.002+08:00

Hey guys, omg its already been a month and a half after promos! I've been doing nothing, which is great. Oh but I po. Po-ing is good. I love po-ing. But still fat de me. Anyway, I've been blowing holes in my pocket although I don't know why! I'm slowly but surely running out of money these few weeks. Oh well

I ate pi dan porridge today, I love pi dan porridge. But I like going out with Sam to eat Pi Dan porridge more. Actually I just like going out with Sam.

2009-11-15T00:12:00.001+08:00

Hey people of the world, oh gosh it's already mid november! Soon we'll all be crying for God to save our souls. Anyway life is good! For now. I haven't po-ed for one week sian de me small de me uncomfortable with my fats de me.

Anyway hi sam! <3 hi sam hi sam hi sam! <3

2009-11-14T00:05:00.001+08:00

You're not a douche. You never were one.

2009-11-06T00:49:00.002+08:00

OH LIFE HAS BEEN GOOD SO FAR. I ONLY HAVE FUCKING OP TO DEAL WITH. Anyway I love life. Life is great. I've been feeling hungry these days though. Feeling hungry sucks. I love Qi Ming. I hate Hong Kong Xin Wang Cafe. I love Godzilla pao. I hate closed Godzilla pao shops. I love Ikea. I hate seeing Sandanam at Ikea. I love Joseph. I hate smelly Paragon walkway.

2009-10-24T22:26:00.001+08:00

Douchebag de me. Fucking douche.

2009-10-22T23:03:00.001+08:00

Please please please let me get what I want this time.

2009-10-21T23:58:00.002+08:00

School has been boring. Class has been boring. Post promos has been stressful, in a way I guess. It's been ages since I blogged here but even so, my life has been the fucking same everyday, the same old mundane routine everyday.

Post promo's doesn't feel like post promos at all. I've never been so fucking worried about my results before, not even during O's. Oh well fuck I guess its make or break. Sian de me.

2009-09-26T23:59:00.002+08:00

Nrghh JC life is a fucking torment. Especially dictatorial schools like fucking CJC. Oh well, it has been hectic so far, promos are coming up in a week's time, and I don't even feel prepared. Fuck promos, what a fucking disruption.

Anyway yesterday I went to catch the F1 practice sessions! Fucking cars so damn loud omg! But nice I like, nicenicenicenicenice. Sam's handphone was the most outstanding camera there!

2009-09-17T22:09:00.002+08:00

So nice.

2009-09-07T22:22:00.001+08:00

HAPPY DE ME STRESSED DE ME GETTING LESS PO CAUSE OF NO TRNG DE ME

Happy de me (:

2009-09-02T22:58:00.000+08:00

The year has just flown past by so damn fucking fast omg what the what the what the.

2009-08-26T23:39:00.000+08:00

BYE QUINTIN!

2009-08-08T12:02:00.001+08:00

Hi po.

2009-07-17T20:03:00.002+08:00

So I got back my results and it is fairly satisfactory la, I passed everything. Wah fuck nicenicenicenicenice. Anyway people like Sam Tan should go and die because they are freaks. Freaks who didn't get below a B for any of her subjects!!!

Anyway fuck cause got training until 7 plus on Monday.

2009-07-11T01:15:00.002+08:00

Sian de me, sad de me, tired de me, can't be bothered de me, happy de me, po de me, lepak de me, me de me.

sian.

2009-06-21T01:17:00.003+08:00

Hi guys I haven't been blogging properly for a fucking long time already, I guess since its in the dead of night and I've nothing to do I guess I shall just type a damn long post, like my kukubird.
Anyway CJC has been okay and stuff, I have been in a fervent mood to gym my ass off because I have been inspired by all my seniors who became fucking transformers since they left CHS. This year I've made new friends, and have thankfully kept all my old friends close to me.
OMG THE WAY I TYPE MAKES ME FEEL THAT I HAVE MATURED ALOT LOL FUCK.
ANYWAY FUCKING HELL I GUESS I DON'T SAY SHIT LIKE " PENIS, DICK, COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER" ANYMORE BUT I WANT TO SAY IT. I WANT TO RELIVE THE OLD DAYS. I miss the old days.
ANYWAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINGHONG

2009-06-17T13:26:00.000+08:00

Too po is no good. Fuck studying.

2009-06-09T02:48:00.002+08:00

After kayaking for the past 2 days, I have become completely sunburnt. My whole body is in agony. Nrghh! However, I like kayaking. Kayaking is fun.
I must study, and fuck PW.

2009-05-31T14:56:00.002+08:00

Fucking po obession. I seriously think it's a mental illness. Fuck I don't want to suffer from bigorexia! I find myself thinking of protein shakes 24/7! Omg fucking hell no!

Jwessssttt...

2009-05-19T22:29:00.001+08:00

WALANZ FUCK NOT FAIR WHY THE FUCK MID YEARS SO FUCKING FAST. I'm gonna fail math anyway. Fuck math.

2009-05-11T00:52:00.001+08:00

Dumbfucks.

2009-05-09T01:10:00.002+08:00

I have realised after everything I'm just a great gutless fucking douchebag after all.

2009-05-06T21:53:00.002+08:00

3 months into JC and I'm not even used to it yet. So much for wishing to go JC asap. JC is a fucking nightmare with fucking tests and homework. I miss Catholic High. I miss being in an all boys school touching dicks, having friendly stall vendors, being in a big spacious campus and having awesome teachers.

Fuck de lorzx

2009-05-02T02:01:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSEPH! YOU'RE 17. Alot of stuff has been happening the past week, hence I am fucking busy. There's history essay, econs hw, training, reach cambridge, PW ZOMGZOMGZOMG FUCK!

I must get confidence.

2009-04-23T22:47:00.002+08:00

FUCKING NORMAN YAM EATING 28 EGGS IN A WEEK, FUCK YOU NORMAN I HOPE YOU DIE FROM FUCKING HEART ATTACK.
O:

2009-04-13T19:48:00.002+08:00

Fucking CJC takes all the fucking fun out of history, what the fuck is this that we have to fucking do an essay and an outline by tomorrow. Omg fucking overrated school.

2009-04-08T23:48:00.002+08:00

ARGH FUCK JC LIFE MAN OMG FUCKING OVERRATED PIECE OF SHIT. I HATE MIXED SCHOOLS, I HATE FUCKING TYRANTS LIKE JS AND BP AND PE DEPT, I HATE FUCKING AUTHORITARIAN REGIMES OF WHICH IS CJC, I HATE UNFRIENDLY DRINKS VENDORS. BUT I LIKE WESTERN BEST SCRAMBED EGGS.

2009-04-02T22:35:00.003+08:00

OMG WTF APRIL. Presently, school sucks with history outlines, lit essays and PW drafts to complete, as well as fucking training. Also, Jw is leaving CJC, which makes me feel really depressed. I feel fucked right now.

2009-03-24T19:17:00.001+08:00

I HAD THE MOST AWESOME BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION ON WED AND FRI AS WELL. I LOVE YOU GUYS. HAHAH IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME. Anyway school has started again, fuck maths.

2009-03-17T01:01:00.002+08:00

RUGBY CAMP IS OVER. AT FUCKING LAST. My body is fucking aching. Fuck 60 GST, fuck PT at 2 in the morning, fuck muddy shoes, FUCK MARIO.

2009-03-10T19:53:00.001+08:00

HAVING NO CHINESE IS AWESOME.

2009-03-01T23:59:00.001+08:00

ITS ALREADY MARCH OMG. This blog seems dead but I've been so fucking busy! I miss being in an all boys school man. There're things that you can say there but you can't now. FUCK IT I HATE IT ARGHHHHH.

2009-02-22T02:05:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELISSA KOR, BEING 19 SUCKS.

2009-02-16T23:08:00.001+08:00

SO FAR LIFE HAS BEEN GREAT. MY CLASS HAS BEEN AWESOME MAN. Hahahaha, full of scandals and shit, which makes my life all the more fascinating. I love it.

2009-02-07T23:35:00.001+08:00

JUST FINISHED ORIENTATION. IT WAS AWESOME. NOW MY CLASS IS KINDA AWESOME AS WELL. NEW FRIENDS ARE AWESOME, LIKE FUCKING JASPER CYRIL CHAN.

2009-02-02T19:35:00.000+08:00

CJC's kinda awesome, BUT FUCK THE BASTARD WHO TALKED ABOUT HAIR.

2009-01-31T13:05:00.002+08:00

YESTERDAY WE WENT TO CELEBRATE QI MING'S AWESOME BIRTHDAY WITH JOSHUA AARON BRIAN AND CHANTAL. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME.

So anyway we had dinner at Billy Bomber's after I met Delwin after 8 years in Canada, then we went to Clarke Quay for Gmax. Initially only Qi Ming had to sit on both the rides, then in the end he sat both with Chantal cause of the Student Max combo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS THE BEST 25 BUCKS I HAD EVER SPENT. Qi Ming's face was priceless, and it was damn funny. I love Qi Ming and his animated faces.

So anyway happy birthday Qi Ming! Hope we don't drift now that we're in different JCs man. Oh by the way I landed in CJC, but I'm kinda happy with it, cause everyone landed in CJ.
FUCKING CJC HAIRCHECK.

2009-01-27T00:47:00.002+08:00

FUCKING MAHJONG CRAZE. I AM IN THE THICK OF THE MAHJONG CRAZE.

2009-01-25T23:39:00.002+08:00

One day, I will have
my own house
my own trustworthy non pedal dropping bicycle
my own 100 inch tv.
my own double bed
my own kitchen
my own credit card
my own money
my own salary
my own lube
my own girl
my own concubine
my own titantron video.

2009-01-24T23:17:00.002+08:00

So fucking confused right now. What the fuck am I supposed to do now?

2009-01-23T14:49:00.001+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AHMAD FAIZ.

MOVIE MARATHON LATER. HIMYM MARATHON.

2009-01-21T01:20:00.007+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUNG CHI SHUN

Well guys today we went out to celebrate Chi Shun's birthday, so happy birthday CS maybe suck my dick or something man. Anyway we went to Boon Lay to eat Japanese, the food was nice, but the train ride- fucking long.

Yesterday went out to eat Botak Jones' with Qi Aaron Brian and Valerie. Botak Jones seriously damn nice, or was it because I was hungry. Anyway I felt it was damn nice so yeah! Then they all came to my house and then went to Bishan Park to camwhore. Fucking orbs, I hate orbs.

2009-01-19T02:16:00.000+08:00

WALAO DISCUSS WHERE TO EAT UNTIL BURST MY BLOOD VESSEL.

2009-01-18T03:28:00.003+08:00

Omg time flies so fucking fast that I feel like I'm travelling in a time-space continuum. Anyway I've been watching movies, going out and not FUCKING EXERCISING AT ALL. I must find a day to cycle with everyone, as well as swim.

Anyway Delwin's coming back to Singapore after 8 fucking years! So I'm gonna meet him for lunch and see whether he has any hot canadian girls anot.

Right now I love life, but I hate JAE. Fuck JAE. But I love life.

2009-01-13T12:47:00.003+08:00

My O level results - 12-4=8 points. 8 points isn't that bad la, but anw my maths got A2. HAHAHAHA FROM AN F9 LOL

NICE. So after hours of nerves and butterflies in our stomach we went to recieve our results, then later went out to celebrate for people like fucking joseph getting 9A1s, or stupid 6 pointers like Wei Ping and Waiteng. Then we stayed out and got high and stuff. I think overall none of us did very badly, so it's awesome.

Yay

2009-01-11T02:11:00.002+08:00

BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK. WELL...

FUCK MONDAY.

2008-12-12T19:08:00.002+08:00

WOAH TAIWAN FUCKING COOL. I'm at a bookshop now reading some karma sutra position book in chinese. Wah damn nice. All the girls here all dress like ah lians but some damn hot can't take it need to jizz. I keep running into Lewis even though Taiwan is so fucking big, but NICEWHAT.

Nice.

2008-12-11T00:18:00.002+08:00

TODAY WAS THE ONE OF THE BEST DAYS I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.

So I went out with Aaron and Qi in the afternoon to walk around and talk cock, and Qi Ming bought a watch- how he got it was fucking retarded. Then later talked more cock, and I bade them farewell.

Met Chi Shun and the rest later to eat at Chomp Chomp then later when we were all fucking stuffed we went to some park nearby omg where the first time Brandan, Jw and I went out with girls in Pri 5. It really brought back loads of memories. HAHAH, fucked up memories actually, cause it was damn funny. Then later we sat in some spider web cage and I suggested to play wrestling.

THE BEST WRESTLING MATCH EVER. LIKE SOME FUCKING TAG TEAM 5 Vs 5 HAHAHA. Actually my own team turned on me also, then all fucking taupok me and tickle and shit and Jun Wen did Five Star Frog splash damn fucked up but NICEWHAT. Played Indian Poker later where we cockthrust Norman and did loads of retarded stuff. Hahah, good times, good times.

I will really miss all of you guys, you pricks are the best bunch of friends ever,well time really does fly so SEE YOU GUYS IN PROBABLY A MONTH'S TIME.

Bye.

2008-12-10T02:38:00.003+08:00

TOMORROW I AM OFF TO TAIWAN THEN 10 DAYS LATER TO SHANGHAI FOR A MONTH SO ADIOS ALL YOU FUCKERS.

This year I leave with mixed feelings. I am going to be missing alot of dudes like Aaron, Norman, Chi Shun, Brian, Wei Ping, Ahmad, Brandan, Qi Ming, Joseph, Jun Wen blahblahblah but then, I can't wait to fucking get out. It will be abit lonely in Shanghai but hey, I've got my family. SO NICENICENICE AND THERE IS ALSO H&M YES. Oh well in a few hours time I'm going out with Qi Ming and Aaron, and then meet up with the rest to have a farewell dinner, SO NICE WHAT.

ALSO WELCOME WEI PING BACK FROM HIS TRIP TO EUROPE THAT SONOFABITCH.

IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT I AM ON THE SAME FLIGHT AS LEWIS TO TAIWAN. HAHAHAHAHA he die.

2008-12-08T22:48:00.001+08:00

PSP YES PSP I GOT PSP WITH A SHITLOAD OF GAMES INSIDE NICENICENICENICENICENICENICENICENICE I GOT STAR WARS LEGO II NICENICENICENICENICE I GOT DYNASTY WARRIORS NICENICENICENICENICENICENICE.

NICENICENICENICENICENICENICENICE.

2008-12-06T02:48:00.002+08:00

YEAH CYCLE CYCLE CYCLE CYCLE.

So today I went out to cycle at night with Ahmad and Brian. Actually we wanted to go deep into Peirce Reservoir but the gate was locked and it was dark beyond measure so none of us had the balls to cycle in. So we headed towards Yishun instead via Seletar Reservoir. Stoned at Mc's for awhile, read "Jamie at Home" and then cycled back. Halfway through my fucking pedal came out again. AGAIN, WITH A FUCKING NEW BICYCLE THAT I WENT TO EXCHANGE THE SPOILT ONE FOR. WHAT THE FUCK. FUCK ALEOCA ECON PRO BICYCLES. Anyway I managed to cycle back from Khatib to near Kebun Bahru before it actually dropped off, I wasn't fucking pissed, JUSSSSSSSSSSST. I was so angry that even my cock steamed.

Anyway tomorrow Brian and I are going to cook a feast for ourselves and Joseph! NICENICENICENICE, all recipes by "Jamie at Home", then soon I'll be leaving again, BUT I HAVE JUST FOUND OUT MAYBE I'LL BE GOING TO TAIWAN WITH LEWIS HAHAHAHAH. Omg I can touch him throughout the trip.

Fighting for a lost cause is stupid.

2008-12-05T00:37:00.003+08:00

Hey people of the good nation! Well today we went for "Supermassive" and some of the bands there were seriously good with fucking good vocalists.

I have been going out everyday now that I can't remember what I have done, I even forgot whether I had eaten dinner for 2 consecutive days, I had to ask Brandan Chan. But I know one thing, I have been swimming very frequently, so I have become fucking tanned, like Van Daam colour.

Nehhhh what the fuck.

2008-12-03T01:27:00.002+08:00

NO MORE WORK

Yes this is Van Daam, I don't know how to spell la but he is the most nonsensical guy on earth.

" When girl first time right, when you put in, they hurry up ask you take out"

2008-12-02T02:14:00.002+08:00

WORK IS RETARDED. Well because we have made friends with a group of Sri Lankans there and they are fucking full of shit. I only remember 3 of them though - Biat, Van Daam and Manga. All of them frequent Geylang every night so what the fuck man.

Anyway work is cool, but too bad tomorrow is the last day, but I am glad that it's over at last, because work is fucking hectic.

$ nice.

2008-11-29T01:41:00.002+08:00

Working is not enjoyable but then to earn 70 dollars a day isn't that bad. Anyway from now until 2nd December I'll be at Expo everyday carrying stuff back and forth for 70 dollars, with MingHong and Joseph. Fuck man the others have gotten like better stuff to do, not fair!

Anyway after I get my money I am going to fucking blow it all.

2008-11-28T01:44:00.004+08:00

Bye Weiping, see you in January. I will miss you nigger, enjoy your Europe trip! Nicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenicenice.

Nice.

2008-11-27T00:13:00.000+08:00

NOW THAT EVERYONE HAS A BICYCLE ITS FUCKING AWESOME.

2008-11-25T01:04:00.003+08:00

CLASS BBQ AT EAST COAST WAS A BLASTTTTTTTTTTTTTZ.

At the later parts only. Firstly because I came late, then the BBQ
took 10 years to start although no one was at fault cause all not that experienced. But when the food started coming, and people arriving, everything was great! Although no fucking teachers but fuck care.

Anyway about 11pm 4 Africans wanted to play soccer with us, so Alastair, Foo Fighter, Bird and I played with them. Fucking Usain Bolts, all so fast like fuck, and the Kong Bak fat goalie, and i jwest reached home.

Actually 4-7 is the best class ever.

2008-11-23T01:23:00.001+08:00

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER IS THE BEST SHOW ON EARTH!!! Plus Cobie Smulders is fucking hot. Sizzlesizzlesizzle

2008-11-22T01:00:00.002+08:00

TODAY I HAD THE MOST INTENSIVE WORKOUT IN THIS ENTIRE YEAR. Yesterday I went swimming, then followed by cycling.

Today I went to Norman house to gym HAHAH, then all of us went cycling to Lau Pa Sat nabeiz so far. Anyway I am on the way to losing all my fats. Nicenicenicenicenice

2008-11-19T23:39:00.003+08:00

Today I bought a bicycle with Weiping and cycled home from Suntec, then halfway the bicycle pedal came out, so what the fuck.

Everyone's just straying away from each other, aiya drift your mothers la. Heehee.

2008-11-18T02:10:00.003+08:00

What the fuck today I played CNC for 10 hours straight. I must stop this gaming addiction.

2008-11-17T00:50:00.002+08:00

TODAY AFTER MASS I WENT DEMPSEY HILL TO EAT WITH NORMAN.

Whoa fuck that place is fucking high class and shit, all the caucasians,aston martin covertible, hot girls, nice sex, jusst. Firstly we went to Jones the Grocer which sells fucking salad dressings for 15 dollars, then later we walked around and finally ate at CA Restaurant whereby Norman ordered some Brockhurst sausage platter for 14 fucking dollars. 14 dollars for 2 sausages what the fuck.

FOLLOWED BY BEN AND JERRY'S SPECIAL FUDGE ICE CREAM DAMN FUCKING NICE AND FATTENING.

Oh later we went to Botanical Gardens to do shit, and then I went home to play CNC for 8 hours.

The past 2 days I wasn't at home at all, because firstly I reached home at 7 in the morning after Grad Night and the following night I stayed at Marina Mandarin whereby we factoried and violated each other's modesty.

Post O's are good

2008-11-16T17:03:00.003+08:00

Minghong is a pornstar

2008-11-10T23:00:00.001+08:00

I have purchased new, nice shoes called paic hi. Wheeee paic hi.

2008-11-07T22:24:00.002+08:00

LOL YES O'S ARE ALMOST OVER.

Yesterday I had a great time! We went for our long awaited shoppinggg trip. Anyway I bought dress pants, and then we all sat around places to talk shit and play psp lol. Brandan and I bought this whatthefuck Acacia Honey with honeycomb inside for fucking 13 dollars from Marks and Spencers! WHAT THE FUCK LOR WE WERE SUPPOSED TO EAT IT TODAY.

Anyway then today we all went swimming! Brian, Chi Shun, Weiping, Minghong, Brandan and Ahmad the dick all went swimming. I swam about 20 laps yez. Then now I am nursing a fucking sunburn all over my body.

WAH SO FUN LOR FUCKING O LEVELS SO DAMN FAST.

2008-11-03T22:28:00.003+08:00

ONE YEAR AGO I WAS PREPARING FOR CONFIRMATION! Omg time flies so fucking fast. Next week, we will all be free from O'levels. To think that 9 months ago we were all crying for God to save our souls.

Anyway I went to mass yesterday! I had Holy communion for the first time in 3 months, and I feel clean again. I was always clean anyway. Anyway there are two people on my list to stunner.

1. Boy on bus 169
2. CPE